And it was Christmas!

This is what I hate about Christmas:

1. It's too short.
2. I don't get enough presents.
3. There's too many people in the house.
4. The presents that I get aren't good enough.
5. I'm too hungry in the beginning.
6. I'm too full at the end.
7. I drink too much.
8. I speak too much.
9. I don't get enough presents.
10. Who's that guy in red, and why is his bag empty???
11. I don't get enough presents!
12. People don't say thank you for the presents (cause they come from 'Santa').
13. I spent half of my 2007 savings.
14. I didn't get enough presents to cover that hole in my savings.
15. The next morning we eat leftovers.
16. Everybody is sleepy/having a hang over/sick the next morning.
17. The quota of presents dedicated to me wasn't high enough to make me eat leftovers!
18. I have to pretend I like my presents.
19. EVERYBODY has to sing...
20. I hope you understand that I need more presents!!!!!

:D For a Lousy Christmas and a Crappy New Year!

Hot long weekend, so cold but still long post!

Hello everyone!!!

I had the most something weekend. Something as in 'Well, That's Something', with a capital S, yeah!

First of all, I would like to make the public announcement, that we have safely landed home, although with slight changes in airport and such, but safe. Thank god they didn't make us switch planes during the flight...

We didn't sleep much, we left on saturday morning, took the bus, took the train and then another train... arrived in Paris. AAAAAAH, sweet Paris! Paris je t'aime. It was like a fresh breath of air! It smelled a bit like piss - we were still in the train station - but gosh, that smelled good in Paris!

We spent an exquisite evening in Paris...how can one not to??? We slept in this creepy hotel in Chinatown (we avoided staying in it for as long as we could) we ate at a Vietnamese restaurant near the hotel, which, although looked pretty...wrong, had the best food ever! In big dishes too! I swear to god, we both ate what I can only guess were buckets of soup...delicious soup! And they punished us...nooo focks, onli chopsticks, you eat fast, oder customers in line!

Then we took a stroll down Champs Elysées, up on Montmartre, and then I landed in Paradise...Place Vendome and the Opera...I swear there were waves of perfume all over the place. It was like fairies had farted on that street! And lights and diamonds and luxury everywhere! This big column made for Napoleon (think he was trying to make up for something less big in his pants), and shops selling stuff that costs like our lifetime sallary...and then we went back to the hotel in chinatown. Had some doubts before getting (half)naked in the bed.

On Sunday, took the metro, took the bus and arrived at the airport. Cut my finger, yelled at Thom for laughing about it, got checked all over, and crashed exhausted (me, not the plane!). We got on the plane, BlueAir registered trade mark, cause I think they're trade mark for all crap. And worst...the company was exquisite! If you ever took Eurolines buses to come home/to Romania, you know what I'm talking about. You know, those nice guys that think that their music tickles your ears in a pleasent way, and that if they speak loud, you'd say: Waw! he's good! and smart! and he's so rich, look at his phone! Oh, forget the dirty jeans and the rip in the elbow, he's just being filthy rich!

So, we finally landed, but a different airport. Yeaaah, Romanian Style! Anyways, in the end it took more to get from the airport home, then it took to get from France to Romania, cause it was snowing, that white shite everywhere...

And somehow this image saves it all! :
Love to all of you that love me back :*
Onutz

It's all to do with the hair

Well hi again!

We're gathered here today to mourn my hair. I tainted my hair yesterday and fuck I thought black looked good on me...but somehow at 23 black looks more like a crow lying on my head. See, I used to be red haired this summer, and I got bored of that, then I went chocolate and now I'm sheer black. You can't get blacker than that. My hair is so black printers are jelous of me :))

Now seriously, what is wrong with us? Why do we change the colour of our hair when we feel bad/bored? How many times, ladies, you told yourself: Hey, I need a change, today I'm gonna get a really crazy hair colour... and few hours later you'd leave the beauty parlor in tears with a magazine over your head.

I once had dreadlocks, never gonna do that again! First of all, well I did them out of a tardive teenage outburst, and regreted it for a whole year afterwards :)) I just wanted my hair to grow so I can cut them off. But what do you know? They're self-regenerating monsters and what's worse is that if you don't take care you can end up with an Amy Whinehouse bee-hive on your head. My friend who did them to me :D (hi Euuuu!) told me that I wasn't supposed to wash them either. You can only imagine what they were like after a few days on the sea-side, sand, beer and everything :)) I quickly decided not to follow that advice :p

I'm telling you folks, I did not start this year of my life very well :))
Love to all of you that love me back :*
Onutz

It's my B-day!!!

Hi everyone!!!

I don't want to brag about it, but it is!!! It is my B-day. And for those of you thinking 'Ha haa! She must be an old hag right now', well first of all, up yours, and then I'll tell you I'm only 23. Now that's not old, is it? If only somenone could tell it to my conscience :))

Well, screw it! I think we are old at 23 and all of you above, nieh nieh nieh, you're nothing but even older hags :)) Your getting wrinkles, your skin is melting, your teeth are starting to rot, you're more tired than you used to be, your knees kinda hurt when it's cold outside and all kinds of presents like that. Now here, have a happy birthday! You'll get weaker and weaker, but let's celebrate that :))

Have you ever noticed how b-days are considered to be like some kind of imaginary land marks in one's life? It's like, oh one week ago you were young but today you're old. Really? I've heard people saying that life is short, but never thought it would last only a week! Shit, say it ain't so!

I don't have much to say about birthdays, cause see, each year I swear that I won't grow older than that year, and somehow everything goes blurry I hear a zapping sound and pof! I'm at my next birthday. This is getting cochmardesque actually. I say we ban birthdays and replace them with regular days. From now on it's gonna be fiesta all year long and no fiesta on b-day. It would actually sound kinda fun: "Hey dude, where do you want to party tonight?" "Oh, no maan, I can't party tonight, it's my birthday. But how about tomorrow?".

Oh, oh! And there should be presents, too, for each and every day when it's NOT you're birthday. I bet marketing would go nuts over this idea! Sales would go crazy and the world would be a better place. How can you get mad against someone who has a present in his hand?? All you can think of is: oh my god, if only I had Xray vision, I'd know what he got me. I swear to god if it's crap, I'll kick him...oooh, it's a fuzzy bunny! Come here youuuu! Of course I'm not mad at youuuu...

Now, see, the problem is I already got all my gifts this weekend, so this is probably a non-present b-day rage. So don't mind me, I'm only in for the PRESENTS :))

Love to all of you that love me back :*
Onutz

Hi everyone!!!

First of all, Happy St Nick's! May he fill your shoes with sweets that will make your ass double in size (in my case it's hardcore bbq flavoured chips cause I don't like sweets) :p I went shopping this afternoon and blew off around 30 euros on crap, but at least it's crap that will make me happy!!

For me St Nick's is like Christmas, but for two! It's so much better. I got this comic book on Dracula, I'm sure Thom will be just thrilled to laugh about it. It actually has lines written in Romanian (and not invented Romanian, like in those shoe-string-budget films). Poor baby is trying to learn Romanian, and he's sooo very good at it, too! French people usually have a funny way to pronounce Romanian, it's like bunà ziuàà, puine, lamuie , etc etc. But he's doing great. Like we're talking and he calls me 'gargaritza dodoloatza' (he learnt the two words in different days, it means fat ladybug but in a cute way), or he makes up words: oculi, ursuletza. I swear to God, he's so cute I could bang my head against a wall laughing.

I got him chocolate too, cause it disappears within the hour. He's a chocholate devorator. He's a chovorator :)) I've never seen a person eating so much chocolate at once. But then again I probably haven't met the real chocaholics out there. And this time of the year I'm sure that most of you are just so hooked up on sugar, desperate to get as much as you can as though the very meaning of life lied in those giant chocolate bars. Everywhere I go it's like Chocolate Mania. The entire town seems to be made of chocolate and coats seem to look tighter on everyone this time of the year. But you go ahead being crazy about chocolate. I'll be right here, lying on a giant pillow, feasting on bbq chips that nobody wants and reading this fantastic Dracula comic. I vill hev a veri meri ST Nick's ;)

Love to all of you that love me back :*
Lulutz

Hello to the world!

Ha haaa!

So this is for all my friends, regardless of their nation, I'm gonna try to squirt out all of my questions and grievances on this blog. I'm warning you it might get chaotic and I'm not a good writer either. I do translations so most of the time I work like a bug - that is systematically, repetitively, probably controlled by ganglions, cause I probably have no brains. This world shot them out long ago :))
Anyways I'm gonna start by telling you what I've been up to lately. Well nothing much, and you? Seriously, I've been sitting on my ass all day, watching silly youtube videos and generally goofing around the web, sometimes bidding for some translation job that I'll never get eitherway. That was until I found this site: http://www12.alluc.org/alluc/
Some of you might now it, but I'm just crazy about the documentaries they post :D Try it out and let me know what you found interesting :p Psssssst, a tip: they have a Sicko leak!!!!
Oh, and sorry for writing in English, it's not because I want to seem a smart ass, it's just that I'm pretty cool and I have friends all around the world :))
Love to all of you that love me back :*
Onutz